Did you ever read or see something that just flat out made you shake your head? For me, it happens all the time. This Dear Abby post that we are about to get into is one of those “What the fuck” moments for me. Here is another Ask an Asshole involving Dear Abby.
Boyfriend addicted to Web porn
By Abigail Van Buren – 1/11/2012
Dear Abby: I have been dating “Kyle” for more than six months, but I have loved him for more than two years. I always thought we had a wonderful relationship and that Kyle was a sweet, innocent guy. Well, he just confided to me that he has an Internet porn addiction! I’m very hurt by this and don’t want to lose him. What should I do? (By the way, we’re both 14.)
—Innocent Teen in Michigan
Dear Innocent Teen: You should urge Kyle to get help for his addiction. Addiction, by definition, is behavior that is compulsive and out of control.
The problem with teenage boys getting involved with Internet porn is it gives them an unrealistic expectation of how regular, normal women look and act. Although you don’t want to lose him, becoming more involved could lead to his wanting to try out his sexual fantasies with you—and if you go along with it, it will land you in a world of trouble. The smart thing to do is end this relationship NOW.
Asshole to Dear Abby: Abby, do you even know what the fuck you are talking about? First of all, this CHILD is a 14 year old boy who is raging with hormones. This 14 year old jerking off to porn is the equivalent of a toddler being obsessed with a new toy car. His penis is like a new toy for him. Kids are curious about sex when they go through puberty. Seeing some cleavage hanging out of a shirt is enough to give them a hard on. He’s just realized that he went through puberty and it feels really, really good to have an orgasm. Have you even had an orgasm in your life to even know what I am talking about?
Secondly, we are talking about a 14 year olds translation of a conversation. This is not exactly a reliable source for accuracy if you ask me. Sure, he may have said that he was an addict, but in all reality, do you think he has the comprehension skills and actual clinical knowledge to self-diagnose himself as an addict? I doubt it. He is simply just a horny 14 year old boy, no different than any other. If you had a penis, you’d know exactly what I was talking about… but you don’t, so shut up! You also say that “becoming more involved could lead to his wanting to try out his sexual fantasies with you.” FYI: He probably already wants to fuck her if he has not already. Are you an idiot or just out of touch with how risqué the youths of this generation are?
You are right on one thing, Abby. If she goes along with fulfilling his or anyone else’s sexual desires, it is a huge mistake. Teens are having sex at an alarmingly early age in this day and age. Sure, there were always promiscuous teens before, but the number of sexually active teens now has dramatically increased over previous generations. Children are irresponsible and cannot fully comprehend the repercussions of their sexual misadventures. Maybe your response should have been more along the lines of warning her of the dangers and consequences that can result from sex instead of telling her to simply end her relationship with this boy.
You really are clueless on teenage relationships or any relationships in general aren’t you? How anyone can actually take heed from your advice is beyond me… Well, what did I expect from someone who inherited their mother’s column. It’s not like you made a name for yourself writing on your own. Maybe if your following wants honest advice, they should "Ask an Asshole!"
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