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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Olympic Hockey Uniform Outrage?



Here's very rough draft of a piece I had written as a guest writer for another blog. Still needs to be polished up, but I thought I'd share it here as well. 



I’ve always been proud to be an American, but I'm not sure where my sense of national pride has come from lately, I've been much more vocal about my patriotism than ever before. First my rants were directed at people up in arms with the President visiting us here in Buffalo, because whether you are a fan of the man or not, the position of  President of the United States commands respect. Now, my ire is directed at people upset over the design of the 2014 American Olympic hockey jerseys. 

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

“Thoughts, prayers” and a few other things that piss me off…





Massive tragedies are awful and have become far too prevalent in today’s world. Whether it is a natural disaster, some scumbag kidnapping and keeping women captive for years, psychopaths committing a mass shooting or acts of terrorism, you see floods of social media posts where people send “thoughts and prayers” out to the victims… And then promptly go back to posting about going ass to mouth on a random drunken whore they fucked or the emptiness that is their favorite reality show within minutes.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

In my life...



This piece is something that is deeply personal for me. It is not the usual tirade of explicatives and rage fueled rants you have come to know. I struggled with the idea of even posting this, but I decided to say fuck it and go for it. You may not want to read about a different side of my personality, if not, stop reading this and fuck off… That is your prerogative.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

The return of the "Ask an Asshole" columns!



As an asshole, I often am compelled to give unsolicited advice to people who couldn’t see reality it were attached to a 2x4 that hit them square in the face… This is where the “Ask an Asshole” series comes into play. I am here to let them know, in no uncertain terms what they should be hearing instead of the politically correct nonsense the majority of these columns these idiots write into for answers. I’ve usually found moronic columns in the “Miss Manners and “Dear Abby” columns, but I found something that needed my attention in a health advice column… I am no doctor, nor am employed in any capacity of the medical profession, but there are some things even an asshole like me can diagnose. Here is another piece in the “Ask an Asshole” series!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Wish Lists?

Well, it is the holiday season, so why not do a quick post about gift giving. Wish lists are something you expect from a child this time of year, Santa does need to know what the children want for Christmas for some reason even though he is supposed to be all knowing and all seeing... Too bad we were too stupid to figure that out when we were kids.

What I don't understand are these women on social media sites that create wish lists for people to send them the items on said list. Is this the modern day version of being a sugar daddy? This has sucker written all over it if you ask me. Do these idiots that buy these ladies actually think that they will get laid out of it? Oh, it's the picture the tramp posts (for the world to see... it's not personal), who is essentially a glorified stripper, in the lingerie that this fool bought for them that they get off too... Jacking off to a picture, that's almost getting laid right?

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

A job opportunity for locked-out NHL players...



Who says that I don't have a heart... I am offering a job opportunity to locked-out NHL players.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

My "All Asshole" Fantasy Football Team



There are quite a few people in this country whose life revolves around football. These people should realize that it’s just a game and really not all that important in the grand scheme of things. The funny part is that football as we think of it is only relevant in the USA and is secondary to Futbol (soccer for the Neanderthals out there) in popularity between two sports with the same pronunciation worldwide. I always knew that the NFL was full of egotistical, self-centered assholes with a god complex, but as I started research for this piece, I began to feel as if I had bitten off more than I could chew with this project. There are more assholes than I had realized associated with this professional sports league. None the less, people will continue to worship the players of the NFL, a league that is marred with scumbags. Here are my selections of the biggest assholes that have been a part of the league, past and present. I tried to include a representative from every position. Feel free to leave comments and or assholes I may have missed or had to omit in the comment section below… I had to leave some assholes out; this blog would have become an epic novel had I included everyone!