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Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Asshole gets under an athlete's skin...
When will professional athletes ever learn? Learn that they have more to lose than us “common” folk, and that pussy will undoubtedly get you in trouble. Also, never allow anyone access to your social media accounts, because who knows what they will say what asshole they may encounter. Sadly, a lesser known athlete allowed all of these actions to happen with an asshole (myself) as one of the participants in the transgression. Unfortunately for him, it was the wrong place, wrong time… wrong asshole.
If you follow me on Twitter, you know my antics, I’m a smart ass. If I see a comment that draws my attention, I’ll quote it and remark on it… consider it an assholes badge of honor if you happen to attract my ire. Am I baiting the person I quote to get them to respond? Maybe… If they are foolish enough to take the bait, whose problem is it? As you may know from other writings I’ve done, I can get annoyed with professional athletes. So, if I see a tweet from a professional athlete, star or not, to a woman that says “go make me a sandwich” to someone, even if it is his girlfriend, I am going to comment on it as you will see below. Athletes deal with reporters and media who try to bait them into saying something controversial often enough to know that they shouldn’t take the bait from some asshole like me on twitter. Right now I am not going to call him out by name, and will refer to him as G#1. I do reserve the right to go back and display the screen captures and announce his identity if the mood suits me… Here is an excerpt from the twitter conversation.
@XXXXXXX125: @XXXXXXX89274 go make me a sandwich” Proof an athlete can score out of his league and get away with everything...
@XXXXXXXX125 1. She's hot (congrats) 2. I tell a woman to make me a sandwich, she will tell me to piss off (again, congrats).
In my reply to the grammatically incorrect “suppose to” (English lesson: it should have read “supposed to”) I went against my theory of “when there are two women in a profile picture and one is extremely attractive… it is not the attractive woman’s account” and assumed that she was attractive one of the two. It turns out my theory was right… she was the one that was not as attractive of the two ladies in the picture. A little birdie that I know informed me of which one she was as she knows her. I was just guessing based on the fact he was an athlete and would land the prettier one. I should have stuck with my instincts.
By the way you silly whore, you’re not the only one he’s fucking… guaranteed. He is a professional athlete; there are other whores just like you who are more attractive who throw themselves at these guys just like you did. By the way, put a picture up of you alone on your twitter account… You are just hoping that people think you’re the more attractive of the two of you and it is pathetic. You should find something more productive to do with your life besides chase professional athletes; I would be willing to bet he’s not the first you have fucked… Fucking groupie.
G#1, you responding in the smart ass fashion that you did makes you a fucking hypocrite. You’re telling me not to be a smart ass after your remark? That would be like me telling someone not to be an asshole… maybe you should take heed to your own advice you little shit. Stop worrying about chasing the little whores and worry about stopping the puck. You said it was a joke… maybe my comment to your joke was for comedic purposes as well… maybe you should learn to take a joke. If you cannot take a little comment from an asshole like me on twitter, I can see why your game has fallen to the wayside the past few months… What, have the catcalls from the stands gotten into your head? Maybe they have.
Also, if you are going to respond to an asshole like me, which you did, have the balls to stand behind your words and leave the comment up. Do not delete your response as well as the one you stupidly allowed one of your flavors of the month post under your account. She did not do much damage this time, but what about the next time? How many other sluts are you going to allow to post under your account? If you were smart, there will be no next time…
You also may want to take some notes from your former teammate who now resides in Toronto… he did himself no favors with his attitude towards the fans. So yes, I may have hurled an insult your way, but in your line of work you have to be the bigger man and let it slide. You have much more to lose than I do… I only have things to gain.