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Tuesday, November 8, 2011
By request... Asshole writes another horoscope: Aquarius
For some reason, I was asked to write another horoscope by one of my readers. This time for the sign Aquarius... I am not really sure why one would want me writing these things, but what the fuck, if you want it, I’ll try my best to get it done for you! Remember send your requests to Manifesto.Idiot@gmail.com! Here is another horoscope by an asshole…
Aquarius: January 20 - February 18
You remain optimistic about your prospects even when you are facing difficult times. Currently you may be facing one of those trying moment in life, but you will make the best of it. Do not lose your confidence or faith in your abilities no matter what challenges you face. Take this time to break your mold, be selfish, get drunk, let loose, have fun and get laid before you are back into a new routine. Life sucks from time to time, but make the most of the free moments you have. The stars and the zodiac may hold the keys your future, but I am the asshole who is giving words of advice here.