A quick "Ask an Asshole"

Usually I gather a few of the Dear Abby columns and put a series of advice pieces together, but this one question that was submitted to Dear Abby was too good to pass up. I had to put this one up right away. For future reference people... instead of writing into Dear Abby with your life or relationship questions, submit them to me for the "Ask an Asshole" series. I'll give you some real advice.






Tell Wife about sex tape:

http://www.buffalonews.com/life/columns-advice/dear-abby/article556089.ece
Updated: September 14, 2011, 6:45 AM

Dear Abby: My wife and I have been married for 10 years, and it is a wonderful marriage. We love each other very much, never argue and get along great. We have a 2-year-old child. Recently I found a “sex tape” online of my wife with the guy she dated before me. This video was taken without her knowledge and is from 13 years ago, Because of this, I am not upset about it. My question is, should I bring this to her attention, and if so, how?

—It’s Private

Dear It’s Private: Although there are no sex tapes of me floating around, I can tell you from a woman’s perspective that if there was one, I’d be furious. Your wife has a right to know, so don’t keep her in the dark.

P. S. How did you come across that video? I’m sure she will be interested to know.

Ask an Asshole response: First of all, Abby, thankfully there are no sex tapes of you floating around on the web… I see that picture of you on the column and I can assure you that no one wants to see that. I still cannot believe you get paid to give the answers you do. Now shut the fuck up and let an asshole give some advice.

Private, unfortunately Abby is right here. Why would you not be pissed off, that is your wife exposed for everyone on the internet to see? Even though it is in the past, I know that I would be pissed off... You know she has fucked other guys, but you really are not interested in seeing the proof. She should know about this videos existance to possibly stop the hemorrhage of embarrassment before it begins. If you stumbled on to this video somehow, it is a guarantee someone else in your circles will as well at some point. The best way to bring this subject up to her attention is to flat out bring it up... Do not tiptoe around the topic.

So let’s get back to Abby’s question. How did you stumble onto the video? And what is the link (For research purposes)? How much of the video did you actually watch? I bet it was the whole thing. Did it turn you on watching her fuck someone else? Did you Jerk Off watching it? Are you bored with her sexually? It is possible since you were surfing the internet for porn. Was she doing shit to him that she nixes you on? If so, I would call her out on it just to be an asshole. Do you develop some kind of complex if this guy has a bigger penis than you? If you are packing more size down below, congratulations! None the less, I would be contacting an attorney for some resolution to this embarrassment to you and your wife. She can probably obtain a cease and desist order to get the video taken down. Hell, I even wonder if she could claim any royalties from the video if there was a profit made from it.

M.