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-I hate vanity license plates... Just saw one "d fend r" bet he uses that to pick up ladies with his "yeah, im a lawyer" crap.
-Brett Favre please just go away and get back to sexting! This fucker will never be able to leave the spotlight. Its a #HugeEgoFuck for him.
-_DanFisher Dan Fisher
RT: This year's Shark Week is finally going to touch on the taboo subject of shark rape.
-Jesus_M_Christ Jesus Christ
RT: Amy Winehouse....COME ON DOOOOWN!!!
-Do you think that the failed actors & musicians that do childrens programing actually like what they do? Guess it beats most 9-5 gigs...
-Like how the package of the kids flushable wipes says "easy to use"... As if wiping your #ass was difficult. #MyPoorSon
-You complain when its too hot, complain when its too cold. If this is you, do me a favor and go hang yourself... There is no satisfying you.
-A quote from @Crazytats69 in regards to waitress "if she had balls, I'd let her tea-bag me"
-Any man that wears skinny jeans should be beaten with a stick...
-dearblankplease Dear Blank
RT: Dear boys in skinny jeans, Please stop hitting on us. You've already gotten into our pants. Sincerely, girls. lil.as/4AQ
-Something needs to be done to get some elderly people off of the road. Ive seen blackout drunks with better control of their vehicles!
-Reading my new GQ mag and I like a T-Shirt in the GQ Endorses section. Its costs $112! Who the fuck would pay that for a T-Shirt?!
-As I am watching #Caillou with my son, I believe Caillou is a little bastard I would have beat up as a kid... He is so annoying.
-shitmydadsays Justin
RT: "He's nice now but he WAS an asshole. Just 'cause a piece of shit dries up and stops smelling, doesn't mean it's not still a piece of shit."
-Wonder if he stares at the wall long enough he will figure out that it will not talk to him...
-I like YNN News #Buffalo because they just do news. There is no awful banter with anchors where they laugh at their own horrible "jokes"...
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